Rose S.

Born and raised in Oregon, Rose is still not used to the rain and probably never will be. It’s just so beautiful and icky.

She rightfully thinks all other animals are better than humans, but if she’s forced to interact with people she’d rather do it behind a laptop, telling people they’re wrong through a microphone at top volume.

Rose is probably the most anxious laid-back person you’ll ever meet. She knows nothing matters because we’re all just living in a simulation . . . but if that’s all we are, doesn’t everything matter TOO MUCH??