Sam J.

A classically trained actor and theatremaker with degrees from highly-respected institutions, Sam is obviously completely broke. Please go and see his shows if you get the chance, they’re pretty good and his self-esteem really needs a boost.

Outside of performing, Sam enjoys being pretentious about movies, thinking about whales, and wishing he’d listened to his parents more.

Yes, his accent is real. No, he will not say “water bottle” for you. Not for free, anyway.